Ok well just by the title itself I'm scared, really scared. But let's check out Pinocchio 3000 on I Watched it on Youtube. Don't worry it'll be fine, it was made by Canadians!
To start off, this movie should not have gotten past concept, then it shouldnt of got past designing because the character models are terrible, then it shouldn't of gotten past creating the animation because that looks like it was made by interns, and not animating interns but interns who had no knowledge of animation before hand.
They got Howie Mandell? well... it's not really impressive but it's a big name, does he voice Pinocchio? no. Gippeto? nope. A minor role as a shaking robot penguin butler? You guessed it!
Whoopi Goldberg as the fairy... ok I guess? not much to say about that. But again, just SO poor of a character design. O yea and Malcolm Mcdowell stops by to collect a paycheck as the main villain.
Ok in actual Pinocchio the fairy appears and we can suspend reality to believe it. But here in all concrete and metal world a robot boy is for no specific reasom and then a fairy appears in front of many people without much shock
No, No, NO, fuck this, fuck this movie, I can't do it, I can't keep reviewing this shit. This movie is the worst thing I have ever seen. Period. And I've seen The Room!!! I'm done with these reviews, this movie has showed me there is no hope for animated movies!
Well..... maybe I'll give it one more chance, but it's going to take a miracle for it to be any good, so what movie will I review? How about one with some teenagers, a couple of mutants, throw in a few ninjas, and possibly a decent amount of turtles.
Ugh, I need to fill up on some good, android style digital world, I'm gonna watch some Mega Man!
P.S. I give this movie a .5/10 Calling it a movie is a stretch
Kaymazing
